Monday, 7 October 2013

Will I be mad?



part one

Asiedu returned home to Ghana on August 5, 1989 after spending fifteen years in Lagos, Nigeria. Not only has his attitude changed for Lagos life due to his long stay there, but his Nigerian accent betrayed his encounter with their ‘eba’ food, which is one of the common delicacies in Lagos. 

He did not come home empty handed as some of his colleagues who shunned their root when hunger visited their mother’s home did in 1983. The ingrate children came back when honey started over running their mother’s jugs. Most of them came willingly while others were evicted by their foreign mother who knows no suffering of the orphan. Ibo land laughed at the ingrates as they packed out in their multi-coloured bags which they bought on Lagos streets, popularly called “Ghana must go”. Their hospitable mother land received them warmly irrespective of their ordeal betrayal. 

Wealth was sparkling on Asiedu when he came. Old school friends and those he made at Lagos followed him like bees sensing the aroma of nectar plant. He lavished money on bottled drinks for his friends to demonstrate his monetary muscles. His extravagant spending on the streets of Cape Coast earned him so many friends. His siblings thought his wife and children would come to see him later after he returned from Nigeria since those who came earlier, their Yoruba wives and children followed them to Ghana. 

Five months on after Asiedu stepped his feet on the coastal soil, he did not even received a telephone call let alone a letter or mail from anywhere for his family to believe that he has a wife or children somewhere. He is still a bachelor just as he went to Lagos.

Takyi, Aseidu’s elder brother called him to his house one evening and had a chat with him. 

“As days go and come, you are not growing younger. You are rather advancing in age. Ever since you came home, we thought your children might follow you but we haven’t seen anything like that. Its high time that I sit you down to talk about certain things in life with”, Takyi seriously said, looking straight at his brother’s forehead.

“Thanks for your concern. I knew you would be talking about marriage. I decided not to marry a Yoruba woman because of their cumbersome customs. I want to marry a Ghanaian. I mean a Fante woman. Elders say that vultures spare the bones of old men so that they can tell the new generations of their generosity in rejecting the bones of the aged”

“You have actually spoken like a core Fante from the capital. You are a true son of our late father. The same elders say we don’t spit and lick it back with our tongues. As you have said, find one of the young women around and make family with. The friends you see today will disappear when your pocket becomes dry of money”

‘Bros’, I want to thank you so much for the brotherly love you have shown. As I said I have thought of it. I will get myself a wife”

After their conversation, Aseidu asked to leave. Most of the young women in and around Kotokuraba eyed the ‘Lagos Man’ as they affectionately called Aseidu. Some started making advances towards him. One of the ladies got attracted to Asiedu’s eye. Her name was Frema. She was an Ashante but her father teaches science at Mfantsepim secondary school where Asiedu attended for his post-secondary school education before going to Lagos to teach. She was slim and fair with obvious natural teeth gap partitioning her front incisors nicely. Her dimples were enough charm to attract any man searching for a wife. 

Asiedu saw her one evening after she had closed from choir rehearsals at Pedu Presbyterian church branch. She was going with her friend, Adoma, when he called her. The two went to him but Adoma excused them and went to wait for her some distance away. After a while, Frema came to her friend smiling. Aseidu told her to meet him at Spot Five restaurant behind the Robert Mensah’s sport stadium at Pedu junction. She told Adoma about what transpired between her and the Lagos man. She also laid bare their plans of meeting at Point Five restaurant. Point Five, is a restaurant for middle class people. The money that can buy ordinary water there can take you to any other spots for three good days in Cape Coast. The spot normally features politicians, business men and women and highly ranked personalities in Cape Coast. Adoma expressed interest of going to Point Five with her, but because Frema didn’t tell Asiedu of coming there with her friend, she told her to wait for another time. Adoma had heard of Asiedu’s profligate attitudes since he came back from Lagos. 

Early morning the following day, Frema who had completed a sowing course at Nash Fashion Centre after her middle school, dressed in a red blouse on mini skirt to show her dexterity in fashion, ready to meet Aseidu at Point Five restaurant as they have planned. Her red shoe matched perfectly well with her top. She clipped her hair at the back of her neck with rose flower as most of Cape Coast ladies imitate the white ladies around blindly. 

Although Cape Coast ladies are known to be playing with English language but Frema was different. She speaks her Ashanti dialect fluently with occasionally mixing it with her ugly accent in Fante. She picked a taxi to Point Five restaurant. 

Asiedu had already arrived at the restaurant waiting for her. He is a lanky man with fair hairy skin. His body stature speaks voluminous of rich handsomeness. He was in his traditional outfit showing clearly a Nigerian man. As soon as Frema got down from the taxi, he saw her and ran to pick her. They walked to the restaurant together. As soon as they sat down, one of the waitresses came to them with the menu sheet.
“What do have on your list?” he asked.

........to be continued.........

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